Menu 67
Cocktails
Amaretto Sour
Sweetness:
3/5
Strength:
4/5
A sweet and sour almond drink accompanied by strong lemon and undertones of wood
Amaretto Sour
" An almond fucked a lemon tree "
Aperol Spritz
" Ape "
Arnold Palmer
" Who the fuck is Arnold Palmer "
Bakewell Champers
" A NYE special "
Boulevardier
" Negronis Emo Brother "
Bourbon Mule
" Make it a Moose by adding Maple Syrup "
Cherry Bomb No.2
" Ye ever want te just stare at a cherry whilst ye lick a grenade "
Cosmopolitan
" Cosmo Schmosmo "
Cuba Libre
" La cocaína "
Daiquiri
" Have you ever been anywhere "
Death of a King
" The 4 Horsemen came for his Kingdom, and He could not save It "
Dirty Wastelander No.2
" We who wander this wasteland, in search of Our better selves "
Dragon's Emerald
" Green "
Dragon's Sapphire
" I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die "
Elderflower Daiquiri
" Mumma MIA, here we fucking go again "
Electric Comfort
" The spark of a first kiss... "
Espresso Martini
" "Wake Me Up, and Fuck Me Up" - Kate Moss "
Eutrophication
" The water is dark and murky "
Far Cry Navy Frenchie
" A French pirate gets confused "
French 75
" A NYE special "
Gin Whisper
" Hey Girl lemme whisper in your ear "
Heart of Red No1
" A thousand stars could shine in the sky and I would still look into Your eyes <3 "
Hemingway Daquiri
" Can you fight? "
Holy Hand Grenade
" One shall count to 3, not 4, not 2, 3 "
Irish Coffee
" Of course the Irish would make coffee alcoholic "
Kissed by Fire
" A fire in the night will bring warmth and light, but be careful not to get burnt "
Lernaean Hydra
" Pick a god and pray, for the hydra bows to no man "
Lightning at Midnight
" If there is a spark, be it lightning, fire, or love, may it bring you the warmth you deserve "
Liquid Luck
" You, are a wizard "
Mai Tai
" "Mai Taime has come" - Master Oogway "
Manhattan
" A man in a hat walks in.... "
Margarita
" tequila da da da da dah "
Mar-Tea-Ni
" A Cuppa Tea "
Mint Julep
" "
Mojito No.1
" MMMMMhhh minty "
Mojito No.2
" A darker Mojito "
Moscow Mule
" Glory to Ukraine "
Negroni
" Boulevadier Sister "
Officer KD6-3.7
" Like Tears in Rain "
Old Canada
" Y'all ever licked Ryan Reynolds? Kinda similar "
Old Fashioned
" Old AF, the Grandaddy of all Cocktails "
Phoenix Down
" As day brings night, light brings dark, life brings death, all return in some form "
Potion of Health
" Healthy "
Potion of Stamina
" The Opposite of Whisky Dick "
Raspberry Lemon Martini
" bing bong bright bitch "
Sidecar
" car, but slightly to the left "
SideCar Riff (TBN)
" "needs a quote" "
Sierra Madre Martini
" Crispy "
Stardust
" Tell the Stars You are here in their Light "
Tease Tipple
" Don't need consent if it's Ruben "
Test-Can.Rum.Black.Cheery
" ........ "
The 27th Kiss
" When the night is dark, may someone be your light "
The Caramel Brunette
" A brunette squirted caramel ;) "
The Gambler
" Let the gods decide your drink, for this is the way "
The Golden Nug
" In the Dragon Age, there was gold, there still is but ya kno "
The Number 33
" What 34 would taste like if you took 1 from it "
The Suffering Bastard
" To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering. "
The Unknown 16
" When you lick a 16 year old but didn't know she was 16 "
Tom Collins
" Tommy Tommy das Colins "
Twelve Mile Limit
" 12 Miles offshore to avoid the 50 "
Whiskey Sour
" Sour "
White Gold Tower
" skyrimjob "
Shots
American Doughnut
Sweetness:
4/5
Strength:
4/5
Almond, Raspberry and a warm cream
American Doughnut
" USA USA USA USA sucks ass "
Barney, That Fuckin Purple Dinosaur
" bArNeY you fuck, i hope you get hit by a truck "
Cherry Bakewell
" Like eating cherry bakewells, whilst a baseball bat hits you "
El Diablo
" The devil, he is inside me.....my ass hurts "
Jam Doughnut
" Tastes Like a good Nut "
Redheaded Slut
" ;) "
The Churro
" Like being in Spain, but whilst being considerably more sad "